Merry Possibly Posthumous Christmas « Lobita's Quest

For an extra five bucks, I was to be picked up at 5:45 a.m. right in front of my hotel. Good deal. I was more than ready, sick as a dog who has wolfed down a plastic bag of chicken bones, my own private plastic bag being beer, even one. Not that Nicaraguan beer is not goodâ€"Tona and Victoria and Brahva are all terrific, as is the world-class rum, Flor de Canoâ€"but on the rare occasions I so much as sip the stuff, there will be a price to pay, and both ends of me were busy ...