Kavey Eats: Hotel du Vin Cheltenham

I didn't give my name, so the receptionist who took my call had no reason to treat me differently to any other guest, when I asked about afternoon tea and potentially about extending it to a later time than normal. .... I'd much rather pay just a few quid more for this than some of the truly appalling hotel breakfasts I've had featuring cheap, flacid sausages, extra cheap baked beans, burnt to a cinder bacon and the like for which I've been charged only marginally less. ...